Q: What's the most musical part of the
A: The drumstick.
Q: Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?
A: He'd heard that someone had stolen a base!
Q: What do elves learn at school?
A: The elf-abet.
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new one!
Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: He was peeling really bad.
Q: Why did the drum take a nap?
A: It was beat.
Q: Why did the picture have to go to prison?
A: It was framed.
Q: What begins with P, ends with E, and has a gazillion
letters in it?
A: The Post Office!
Q: Why do birds fly to warmer climates for the winter?
A: Itís much easier for them than walking!
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: It had a virus.
Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he's always spotted
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling crumb-y.