A cross eyed teacher couldnít control
Never trust atoms, they make up everything.
After the accident, the juggler didnít have the balls to do
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, itís too cheesy.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it
dawned on me.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
To learn about paranoids, follow them around.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut
off? He's all right now.
When they bought a water bed, the couple started to drift
A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
Do You Have Any Aspirin?
A Booby Trap
Shrimp On The Barbie
Think I'm Cute