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Another Fist Under His Beard
Chuck Norris As A Child
Answer The Wrong Phone
Near Chuck Experience
He Makes Onions Cry
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death
just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are
no signs of life.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside
of his pants.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants
are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until
he gets the information he wants.