Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's
A: The back of her head.
Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop!
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail
when she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers
A: The instructions stated, "good for up to 20
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
Q: Why is a blonde like a railway track?
A: She gets laid all over the country
Q: Why are blondes like TVs?
A: Any three year old can turn them on.
Q: What is a blonde's mating call?
A: "I'm so drunk!"
Q: What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ?
A: A blonde doing cartwheels