Yo mama so fat I had to take a train
and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up
giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie
Yo mama is so ugly that when she plays Mortal Kombat,
Scorpion tells her to "Stay Over There!"
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map
she can see people waving
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it says
"viewer discretion is advised".
Yo momma so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so
their radios don't get stolen
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she
was backing up
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her
what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said
"Thanks for bringing her back".