Yo mama is so ugly that that when she
sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a
flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the
elephants throw HER peanuts.
Yo mama is so ugly that you have to tie a steak around her
neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama is so fat and dumb that the only reason she opened
her email was because she heard it contained spam.
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her
Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and
she came out with a job application.
Yo mama is so fat that her butt drags on the ground and kids
yell - "there goes santa claus with his bag of toys!"
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked for a waterbed, they
put a blanket over the ocean!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama is so ugly that they push her face into dough to
make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's so fat that even the Death Star couldn't blow her