Yo mama is so fat she threw on a sheet
for Halloween and went as Antarctica.
Yo mama is so ugly that just after she was born, her mother
said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone
Yo mama is so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit
Yo mama is so ugly that a sculpture of her face is used when
torturing prisoners at Guantanamo Bay.
Yo mama is so fat that the only exercise she gets is when
she chases the ice cream truck.
Yo mama's so fat that even Mitt Romney couldn't afford to
take her out to dinner!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no
Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a
booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo mama is so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it
wouldn't even come back.
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her
tongue is in jail.
Yo mama is like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so ugly even the tide won't take her out
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone
Yo mama is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest,
they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to
make-up her mind