Q: What’s the difference between
a Catholic priest and a zit?
A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager
before it comes on your face!
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
Q: Ever had sex while camping?
A: It's f*cking intents.
Q: What do preists and Mcdonalds have in common?
A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns
Q: What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant
girlfriend got in common?
A: In both cases you wish you took it out a few
Message From A Neighbor
A man walks into his office box on a Monday morning. He
checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor. It reads,
"Do you have any naked photos of your wife?" Outraged the
man replies, "NO I DO NOT!!!!" Shortly after he receives a
second e-mail from his neighbor. Expecting an apology he
opens the e-mail.
It reads, "Want to buy some?"
Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into
my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the p*rn
channel in my room is disabled."
"No," she said, "It's regular p*rn, you sick bastard!!"
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their
25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical
evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you
first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going
through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do
was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then,
as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking
now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
A guy fills out an application for E-harmony to meet the
E-harmony rejected his application because he failed to
answer question 14 properly. The question was, "What do you
like most in a woman." The man replied, "My d*ck."
Boy in the bath with his mum. Boy says, "Whats that hairy
thing mum ?"
Mum replies, "That is my sponge."
"Oh yes," says the boy, "The babysitters got one, I've seen
her washing dads face with it ."