Q: What do you call a gay
Q: Why are pubic Hairs so curly?
A: So they donít poke her eye out.
Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So fat women can get laid too.
Q: What do a gynecologist, and a pizza delivery guy
have in common?
A: They both can smell it, but they can't eat it!
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Three Hundred Percent
A lady goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is
300% impotent. The doctor says, "Iím not sure I get what you
are trying to say." She says, "Well, the first 100% you can
imagine. Plus, he burned his tongue and broke his fingers!"
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently
taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a
gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few
minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist
appointment tomorrow too?"
Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in the middle of a divorce.
"Mickey," the judge says, "Minnie seems quite normal to me.
I can't grant you a divorce just because you think she's
"I didn't say she was crazy," exclaims Mickey. "I said she
was f*cking Goofy."
Not A Good Day
A cop was patrolling the highway when he sees a man tied up
to a tree. The officer stops and goes near the guy. "Whatís
going on here?" he asks. The man cries, "I was driving and
helped out a hitchhiker. He pulled a gun on me, robbed me,
took all my money, my clothes, my car and then tied me up to
this tree!" The cop looked at the guy for a moment, and then
pulled down his pants and whipped out his penis. "I guess
this isnít your lucky day, pal!"
A teacher asked a girl to use the word "handsome" in a
The girl says, "When I s*ck my boyfriendís d*ck my jaws get
really tired so I use my handsome times"