Q: What's the fastest way to a
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q: What is another name for female Viagra?
A: A Diamond
Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a
Q: What's the difference between Princess Diana and
A: Tiger Woods had a better driver!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Q: When lawyers die, why don't vultures them?
A: Even a vulture has taste.
Q: What do you get when you cross a highway with a
A: Run over!
Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: "What Men Know About Women."
Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be