Q: How do you piss your wife off
when you're making love?
A: Phone her!
Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the seeing eye
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a
A: 45 minutes.
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
Q: What do you do when the dishwasher quits working?
A: Slap her.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a
A: When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around
for two weeks whining.
Q: Why do most married men die before their wives?
A: Because they want to.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light
A: One ... men will screw anything.
Q: What did the cannibal get when he was late for
A: The cold shoulder.
Q: What do diapers and Politicians have in common?
A: They both need changing regularly - for exactly
the same reason.