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The best feature of the iPhone is the feature that keeps you from getting pushed in the pool.
 



Current caffeine level: scared Chihuahua


Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
 



That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.


Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, i told them to bug off, my dog does not own a bike!
 



Forrest Gump forever changed the way I pronounce buttocks.
 



Why would I dance like nobody's watching? People need to see this.


I'd walk barefoot across an ocean of Legos for you.


I'm off to bed. For those of you who wish to add a touch of authenticity to your fantasies, the sheets are pale blue...


There are some people that come into your life and instantly you know you want them to get the hell out your life..
 



Why is this dude chatting with Jake from State Farm at three in the morning anyhow?


I'm proud to announce that I'm still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don't know we're racing.


Really Google Autocomplete? You honestly think I want to search for "hardcore poem"?
 



I like to stand 20 ft in front of the Walmart greeter and greet people before he gets a chance.
 



I swear to god if this girl doesn't get my coffee order right I'm gonna tip her, drink it anyway & be back again tomorrow.
 



The phrase "Don't take this the wrong way." has a zero percent success rate.
 



Hispanic magician: "I will disappear on the count of three. Ready? Uno, dos" *poof* And just like that he vanished without a tres
 



Turns out a At Home DNA Test is not a good baby shower gift.

 

 

Can we collectively make a New Year's resolution to never use the word "bae" again?
 



Money canít buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
 



Being an adult is mostly waiting to leave places you didn't want to go to in the first place.
 



A woman just dropped a 20 dollar bill next to me. I thought, 'What would Jesus do?', so I turned it into wine ... Well, I bought wine.
 



I feel bad for the photons that travel 93 million miles from the sun and then have to bounce off your stupid face.
 



I donít think you are stupid. You just have bad luck when thinking.
 



That person who waits to the last minute to change lanes and expects you to make room. NOT ON MY WATCH
 



I really wish the dollar store would start selling gas
 



Whenever my wife sings I have to go outside. Not to get away from her, but to prove to my neighbors I'm not beating her
 



If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

 

 

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