Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because
I am totally checking you out!!
Are you from Tennesse? Because your're the only 10-I-see!
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because
Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Are you a tamale? ĎCause youíre hot.
Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that
angels really do exist?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Baby, if you were words on a page, youíd be what they call
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope,
itís just a sparkle.
Are your feet tired? Ďcuz youve been running through my mind
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think Iím
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Your name must be Mickey because your so fine!
Remember me? Oh, thatís right, Iíve met you only in my
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm
Excuse me, Iím lost. Can you give me directions to your
So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in?
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
My friend bet me $100 that you wouldn't
go home with me. He's a real jerk, and I'm sure you would
rather see me win $100 than lose it.
Somebody call the cops, because its got to be illegal to
look that good!
Did you just fart? 'Cause your blowing me away.
Are you a terrorist? coz' you're da bomb!
If you were a McDonald's burger, I would call you
I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he
went into this cheap motel room.