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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
 



Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
 



Do you work for NASA? Because youíre out of this world.
 



The word of the day is legs. Letís go back to my place and spread the word.
 



Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
 



Youíre like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
 



They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
 



Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
 



If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
 



Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
 



I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
 



If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
 



Do you know karate? ĎCause your body is really kickiní.
 



Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
 



Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.
 



Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
 



You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

 

 

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
 



My favorite singer is Mick Jagger. He canít get no satisfaction, and neither can I. Want to help me change that?
 



I hear you like Bolts, well let me teach you how to screw
 



Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I'll give you a minute to catch your breath!
 



I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I canít get some love, Iíd like to get a piece.
 

 

If you were a turkey I'd gobble you up.
 



Do you work for UPS? I swear I saw you checking out my package.

 

 

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