Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig
under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he
should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief
A: Branch Manager.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of
A: A visitor.
Q: How does a blonde give a high-five?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A golden retriever.